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10 replies to stupid questions
Some say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. The reason being that what one considers stupid may really be useful to the person who is asking.
Some people are afraid to ask questions because they do not want to be embarrassed. They’d rather keep to themselves, make their own mistakes and learn from them—which is not always a good idea because sometimes mistakes can be very deadly or costly.
On the other hand, there are those who love asking questions. They are not afraid of being put down; they are eager to learn no matter the cost— and that is a good thing.
Asking questions aren’t wrong; no one knows it all but when one asks questions about the obvious, then that can be considered as a stupid or annoying question.
I mean, the person asking can see you— like they are literally seeing you performing the action that they are asking you about. Why ask?
Here are some of the questions and the replies to give.
Are you back?
“Not really. My spirit and my mind are coming behind.”
Are you crying?
“Nope. I’m watering my eyelashes”
You went to the market to buy things?
“No. I went to the market to pack the garbage.”
Are you sleeping?
“No. I’m rehearsing life in the grave.”
Are you cooking?
“No. I’m burning the pots with the hope of turning them into silver.”
Are you angry?
“No. I’m training to yell for no reason.”
Is that rain?
“No. It’s urine from sky.”
Are you washing your car?
“Naaaa. I’m watering it so it can grow into a plane.”
Are you bleeding?
“No. I want to turn my skin inside out to dry.”
Does it hurt?
“No. I just love squeezing my face at intervals.”
And that is a wrap. What other stupid questions do you know? What are your replies to such? Comment below.